List Two

THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO DO:

1. Juggle and throw knives, if not with finesse, then at least with workaday competence

2. Play chess without embarrassment

3. Use the English language with confidence and charm

4. Tap dance

5. Fly without mechanical aid

6. Somersault across a crowded room like Pris in ‘Blade Runner’

7. Complete at least one cryptic crossword

8. Make a coin disappear